i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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