your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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