well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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