i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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