the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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