When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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