Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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