Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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