would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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