No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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