so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I would fuck him just for his dog
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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