Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me