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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help

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• (626): View more from California

  im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?

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  It's a study aid

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