I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no