Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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