I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i black out too much to be "responsible"
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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