Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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