so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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