in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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