i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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