Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
porn star boner night. come get it.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Boobs are out for the taking
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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