talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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