New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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