his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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