We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
All I want is dick and wine.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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