Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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