so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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