You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!