So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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