Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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