toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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