I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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