i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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