Me too!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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