Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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