Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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