Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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