how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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