finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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