Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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