I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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