Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Randomize