i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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