I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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