I am puke
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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