I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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