she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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