Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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