I'm gonna have a badass scar
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Randomize