So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think my tv is drunk
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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