I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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