I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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