Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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