Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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