do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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