She is in my trunk
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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